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Well, summertime at Disneyland....



Remember, where I work is a specialized unit, alot like police dispatch....



I get a call this morning from the Tomorrowland manager about trouble at Space Mountain. Seems some man was grabbing cast member's legs and yanking up their pants to see what kind of socks they were wearing. He wouldn't take no for an answer.



Security was looking for him for a few hours, he had taken off before anyone got there; but as luck would have it, the idiot showed back up to ride Space Mountain! They called us and security rushed over and were waiting with evil smiles as he got off his 'rocket'.....



Since he had his 11 year old daughter with him, he just got a stern finger wagging talk, given Disney protocol, and allowed to stay inside Disneyland because of his daughter....otherwise he would have been tossed out on his ear... and had to promise to stay away from Space Mountain and handle all other urges to grab anyone's legs and examine socks.



On the radio, I called him the sockman, and now we have a new legend of one of our more illustrious idiotic guests.